Why is there War?

Jimmy Carter once said: "War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a good. We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each others children." Yeah, that was when he accepted his Nobel Peace Prize. But I wonder if blog wars are evil. Because this is one. This is one big blog war. Right here, right now, with my room mate, Alisha. This is the blog war equivalent of the assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand. I don't want to be evil... But this is necessary, I mean I just NEED to clarify that I am not artois. "Alisha" (are these quotes inappropriate?) said I was on her blog. Just because I like to keep the bike in the bedroom. And I can't say I'm not artois without being accused of being artois because no one who is actually artois would admit to being artois and I can't say I am artois because that would be lying! I am trapped! It is quite the conundrum. One thing I am not, I mean other than artois, is good. Because I am making war right now. I wonder if this qualifies as civil war because we share the same living space... But Alisha doesn't have any children and neither do I so maybe we can learn to live together in peace. I am going to go put on my non-perscription glasses and listen to some electro-18th century classical-French-rap-funk-reggae band that you haven't heard of while I ponder the concept of WAR some more.